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Gonzales the Street Cat Virtual Book Tour

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Children’s Book

 

Date Published: 08-10-2025

 

Publisher: Magnetic Lion
Productions

 

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An adventure with claws, courage, and a dash of cat-titude.

 

When Kitty and Jack arrive in a magical desert kingdom, the last thing they
expect is to adopt a wise-cracking rescue cat with a serious attitude and a
mysterious past.
Once abandoned, he dreams of stability…and a loving
home. However, the trio must navigate a series of challenges, encountering new
places and experiences.

 

Based on a true story and told from a
feline perspective, this heart-warming and amusing tale of friendship, feline
wisdom and second chances will suit fans of ‘Garfield’ or
‘The Travelling Cat Chronicles.’

 

 

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EXCERPT

Now was the time to discover the truth behind Zeus’s smirk. He crept towards the villa, looking for evidence. 

At first, everything looked normal. The gate was closed and he couldn’t hear hoomans talking. Maybe he had made a mistake and the newcomers were just like the rest. He was about to leave when he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. Two plastic bowls. Had he been right all along?

Qitt approached, examining each one in turn. One bowl contained water and grateful for the opportunity to drink, he lapped some of it. After quenching his thirst, he stuck his nose in the other bowl.

I knew it!

There’s a food conspiracy!

While the bowl was empty, it had a distinct odour of something meaty.

Bingo!

Someone is indeed putting out food.

Sauntering down Street 122, he discovered Batcat skittering between parked vehicles.

“What’s up?” said Qitt.

Batcat gave a feline kind of shrug.

“Nothing.”

Hmmm, doesn’t seem like it.

What am I missing?

Curtains was none the wiser.

“The eternal optimist, aren’t you?” he said to Qitt. “Plastic bowls mean nothing.”

He closed his eyes, trying to shut out the disappointment, but his gut niggled, and not because of rotten food. There was still a mystery.

Later that week, a new kitty appeared on the scene. It was a female tabby with subtle splashes of ginger. Qitt spotted her checking the empty plastic bowl. Like Batcat, she was easily startled and jumped when Qitt lapped water from the second container. 

“Don’t sneak up on me like that!” she scolded.

“I wasn’t sneaking…. Anyway, this isn’t your district.”

She batted a paw at him.

“Does it have your name on it?”

“Well, no, but…there’s not enough food for all of us.”

She jerked her head in the direction of the empty bowl.

“Evidently, there is.”

Without another word, she darted across the road and disappeared through a gap in a gate.

They’re all privy to it.

Except me.

And I claimed dibs on those hoomans too.

The solution was clear. He’d need to stake out the premises and discover the truth once and for all. Qitt would also need to do it alone and couldn’t count on Curtains or the others. He sat behind a palm tree, patient and determined.

Nothing happened that first evening and he wondered if he was wasting his time. Tabby stopped by the gate, followed by Batcat, although Zeus was absent. It seemed most of the cat community were expecting a miracle too.

He returned the next day and started the surveillance earlier, praying to Sky Cat to deliver. The two bowls were in place and the street was free of cats. Qitt positioned himself behind the palm tree, wishing he had a chicken wing to nibble to pass the time.

Sure enough, the gate clicked, creaked and swung open. Both new hoomans emerged, Jack holding an object in his hands. He bent down and placed something in one of the containers.

Pawsome!

Caught them in the act!

Tip-pawing across the road, Qitt approached, his caution overridden by the gnawing ache in his stomach. The smell of something meaty wafted past his nostrils and he almost swooned at the aroma. Kitty and Jack noticed him.

“Oh look,” she said, “there’s a new cat. I haven’t seen him before.”

New?

I was here looong before you guys.

They eased back and Qitt took the first mouthful, his taste buds leaping somersaults in delight. It was so wet and juicy, nothing like the old fried chicken or shawarma his palate endured. The food slipped down his throat and into his stomach like a fish swimming downstream.

“Wow, he’s really hungry,” Jack said. “He’s finished the food already.”

Too right.

I haven’t eaten since yesterday.

Jack put another spoon of food in the bowl.

“He’s a real Greedy Gonzales,” Kitty commented.

Who are you calling Greedy Gonzales?

I’m literally wasting away.

Look, my bones are almost poking out.

He licked the saucy remains from the corners of the container. Jack stroked his head after he’d finished.

“I’m surprised he lets us touch him.”

Greedy Gonzales sat by the open gate, watching them enter their apartment and close the door. Once he realised that the hooman’s brief petting session had concluded, he walked away, licking his lips.

I came.

I saw.

I gobbled.

Strolling towards the sunset with a full stomach, he searched for Curtains and the others, eager to share the news and prove him wrong. Then it hit him. If he made it public in the feral feline network, all cats would visit this new restaurant to eat. Gonzales decided to keep it a secret, at least for now. These hoomans had the potential for adoption, and he might make his move in the near future.

 

About the Author

Kitty May Gruchelska loves creating fantastical worlds for her readers, full
of diverse and quirky characters. In a past life, she was probably a cat
because she likes tuna, dislikes water, and frequently knocks things over, but
luckily, she has nine lives. Kitty May teaches in a magical desert kingdom
full of sunshine, camels, and rice dishes. She loves travelling, which also
inspires her to write.

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Steven F. Seagull & The Missing Chips Blitz

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Children’s Book

Date Published: 06-13-2024

Publisher: Magnetic Lion Productions

 

 

The chipocalypse is the greatest mystery to hit the seaside town of Fry
Cove. Join Steven F Seagull on the adventure of a lifetime in this Pencraft
Best Book engaging read about courage, friendship and teamwork, which
reviewers hail as ‘an unexpected delight.’

Who stole the chips? Was it the Deny the Fry colony, who want all seagulls
to quit eating chips? Or was it the seagull mafia boss, Stefano Giacomo, who
has concocted a dastardly plot to convert all seagulls to pizza and pasta?
As part of the newly formed CIA (Chips Investigation Agency), our reluctant
hero, along with Charlie, Steven Colton, the karate chopping Bart, and
Steven Rhys pit their wits to solve the mystery.

Whether you’re a fan of whimsical tales or simply in need of a
feel-good read, this Readers’ Favourite 5 Star ‘war of the best
carbohydrates’ book is sure to leave you smiling.

 

Excerpt

Nervous, I flew alongside my dad, wondering what to expect. Fry Cove looked
so peaceful and calm from the air, hiding the chip chaos. Dad took me to a
rooftop on the edge of Fry Cove, where we found a hole and squeezed inside
the lair of his ex-crime fighting friend.

It was dark inside, except for the light coming through the hole. A seagull
emerged from a shadowy corner, smoke surrounding him in a cloudy haze.

“Who goes there?” he grumbled.

My dad held up his wings like he was surrendering.

“It’s okay, it’s me, Steven Petronius.”

A bedraggled seagull hopped forward, a twig drooping from the corner of his
beak.

“Hmph, long time no see,” he said. “How long was it since
we were both in the seagull police force?”

They slapped each other on the back, and began chuckling.

“This is Steven Sherlock,” my dad said. “He’s a
very old friend.”

Both of them tipped their heads back and cackled, “Ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah!”

“Remember the time we busted that American fries racket?”
Steven Sherlock said.

“Oh yeah,” Dad said. “Our finest hour.” He beckoned
to me. “This is my son, Steven Fitzgerald.”

The ex-detective’s eyes scanned me.

“A fine boy,” he commented. “What can I do for you? Is it
anything to do with the chipocalypse?”

“Still as sharp as ever!” my dad said. “My boy just
joined the newly formed CIA, or Chips Investigation Agency. Its mission is
to solve the mystery of our missing chips, and restore order in Fry
Cove.”

I gulped, my mind racing at the thought of the responsibility I had
accepted.

“That’s brave of you,” said Steven Sherlock. “Pull
this off, and you’ll be the hero of Fry Cove.”

I hung my head low, knowing I was far from heroic.

“Unfortunately, Steven Zeus put the Artful Dodger in charge of the
CIA,” Dad said, shaking his head.

“That fool,” Steven Sherlock scoffed. “So, it means you
need all the help you can get.”

He finished his twig, and stubbed it out on the floor.

My dad asked, “Have you got any old tools of the trade to get my boy
started?”

Steven Sherlock lifted a wing tip in a lightbulb moment.

“I have something that could help.”

He waddled to the side of the room, which received light from the hole.
Pulling out a drawer, he dipped in, lifting something out. It was shiny, but
dusty. He dropped it on the floor with a clunk.

“You’ll find this useful when looking for clues,” he
said. “It’s my old spy glass.”

He demonstrated by picking it up with one foot, peering through it.

“You can see many things not visible to the seagull eye. It makes
tiny things bigger.”

“That’s…great,” I said, not sure how it would
help.

“Hmmm,” Dad said. “What else do you have in your
arsenal?”

Steven Sherlock rubbed his wings together with glee.

“Glad you asked! I have the full Chip Stealing Investigation tools
here!”

He used his beak to pull a cord. A series of drawers and cupboards popped
out, revealing a full range of crime fighting equipment.  There was so
much technology, it made my mind boggle.

“Here, we have a sophisticated tool for analysing wing tip
prints.”

I stared at the equipment wide-eyed.

“While over here,” he added, “I have some special cement
for making casts of footprints, chalk for drawing around dead gulls, and a
poop splatter examination kit. It can also analyse ketchup, mayonnaise, and
even barbeque sauce smears.”

“It’s so…hi-tech,” I said.

“You’re in the best of wings,” Dad said. Turning to
Steven Sherlock, he added, “Where do you suggest my boy
starts?”

He pulled the cord again, and the equipment rolled back into its secret
location.

“Go to the places of previous chip sightings, and use the spy glass
to find clues. Take samples of any ketchup smears or small items that you
think are suspicious, then bring them back to me in these little
bags.”

He passed me some empty chip bags.

“Okay,” I said, my voice quite shaky.

“You can do this,” Dad said. “I believe in
you.”

It was time to show Fry Cove my capabilities, but could I live up to my
dad’s expectations?

 

About the Author

Kitty May Gruchelska

Kitty May Gruchelska loves creating fantastical worlds for her readers,
full of diverse and quirky characters. In a past life, she was probably a
cat because she likes tuna, dislikes water, and frequently knocks things
over, but luckily, she has nine lives. Kitty May teaches in a magical desert
kingdom full of sunshine, camels, and rice dishes. She loves travelling,
which also inspires her to write.

 

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